So, this Saturday Los Festingos were reunited again when Rancid Prostrate took the long and arduous journey from Penn State back to his small rural town of West Grove. It was a good time, with much jubilation and tomfoolery. We worked out a few new songs and played a few old ones for the hell of it. And nothing is like playting with the full band assembled. Peace and brotherly love were flowing through the air.
And that's when it hit us.
Los Festingos should rule the world. After we get famous as rock stars, we'll take over the world. And everyone will be happy.
We worked it all out. A reign of nonsense and good feelings. All the countries would be ruled by one of the festingos. Every once in a while we would hold presidential elections, but the only candidates would be the four festingos. So theoretically you could change your ruler, but you could never escape the clutches of Los Festingos. Basically the elections are just population contests so we can see who's the crowd favorite.
But how would we decide who owns what countries? Well that's when we instituted the world domination fantasy draft. You know people have fantasy football drafts and what not?
Los Festingos have world domination fantasy drafts.
Or at least we will. Soon. So if anyone who reads this, (As if anyone reads this) has any good ideas for countries I should put at the top of my list, let me know!
I read this! And, perhaps somewhat disturbingly, am not opposed to this idea... Strange. A thought: Have you ever considered using this blog to network? With other bands? To get shows, etc...
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