One day, Bucky Kellorgg was sitting in his apartment, trying very hard to procrastinate like any good Festingo ought. Sam had gone home for the weekend so there wasn't any real chance of fun. But lucky for Bucky, a young purple dragon knocked on his door.
"Buckminster Forest Kellorgg. Slayer of solos and master of mayhem. I am here on this very boring saturday to thank you for slaying my older brother." (listen to the Epic Song by Los Festingos to hear the whole story of the slaying of this dragon's brother.)
"You're welcome," He mumbled very politely (as Bucky is wont to do).
"In dragon society, we must present a gift to whoever slays our older brother. And it just so happens that you were the slayer of my brother, Giacomo."
"Well that doesn't make any sense to me, didn't you like your brother?" inquired the guitarist.
"Yes actually I did. I loved him. He taught me how to blow fire and how to fly. He taught me the magic of being a dragon. He inspired me every day of my life, and still does today. I would give anything to go destroy a few more castles with him, just one more time. But in dragon society, it's approproate to thank your brother's murderer. Don't ask me why, I don't know. But it's been that way for thousands of years, and I'm not going to try and change it."
Bucky blinked and thought for a few silent seconds before the dragon spoke up again.
"Well, I guess that's it. Here's a token of my gratitude for killing my brother." And he handed Bucky a purple and gold flash drive and disappeared. But Bucky felt pretty torn apart inside. How could he accept this gift? Disgruntled and confused, he put the drive in his computer and opened the files. In it was lost Festingo footage from the Brotermination 2011 summer tour! Precious moments of Festingo history preserved in almost perfect condition for all the children of the future! Elated by this amazing discovery, Bucky soon forgot his interior struggle over silly laws of dragon society. He decided to share his rare find with all of the world by posting a video almost every week on the festingo facebook page. So go check it out! Like Los Festingos on facebook right now!
Sam, You crack me up! Give me a link!
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I want a song about this dragon he sounds like he could be my new best friend! I wanna cry hearing about his brother you guys are heartless!
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